Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd November 1997

Dilbert//3124, first published 29 years ago on Monday 3rd November 1997

Tags

starting business masseur cubicle dwellers touch my back chair massage

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a ledge or table. Bob the dinosaur says, "I'm starting my own business as a masseur."

He has a towel draped over his arm. Bob says, "My specialty will be in-office chair massages for cubicle dwellers."

Wally sits at his desk in front of his computer and says, "Were you planning to touch my back at any point?"

Bob massages Wally office chair and says, "It's a CHAIR massage, pervert."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING MY OWN BUSINESS AS A MASSEUR.

MY SPECIALTY WILL BE IN-OFFICE CHAIR MASSAGES FOR CUBICLE DWELLERS.

WERE YOU PLANNING TO TOUCH MY BACK AT ANY POINT?

IT'S A CHAIR MASSAGE, PERVERT.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Chair Massage Pervert"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1997, features a dinosaur character named Dilbert. In this particular strip, Dilbert is starting his own business as a masseur, specializing in in-office chair massages for cubicle dwellers.

Key Panels:

• Dilbert announces his new business venture.
• He showcases his specialty: in-office chair massages.
• A client asks if Dilbert will touch his back at any point.
• Dilbert responds with a suggestive comment, implying he plans to do so.

Humor and Commentary:

The comic strip's humor lies in its lighthearted take on the awkwardness of office interactions and the blurred lines between professionalism and personal boundaries. The strip pokes fun at the idea of a dinosaur offering massages in an office setting, adding to the comedic effect. Overall, "The Chair Massage Pervert" is a humorous and relatable comic strip that explores the quirks of office life.

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