Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th November 1997

Dilbert//3127, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 6th November 1997

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problems waiting it out standing motionless reorganization

Official transcript

Bob says to Asok, "Most problems go away if you wait long enough, Asok."

Asok sits next to his computer looking dejected. Bob says, "It might look like I'm standing motionless, but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away."

The Boss pokes his head in Asok's cubicle and says, "There's been a reorganization..."

Bob says, "I don't know why this works, but it does."

Asok smiles.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MOST PROBLEMS GO AWAY IF YOU WAIT LONG ENOUGH, ASOK.

IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE I'M STANDING MOTIONLESS, BUT I'M ACTIVELY WAITING FOR OUR PROBLEMS TO GO AWAY.

THERE'S BEEN A REORGANIZATION I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS WORKS, BUT IT DOES.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Reorganization"

Summary:

The comic strip features a dinosaur character, Dilbert, and his coworkers at the office. The story begins with Dilbert's boss, Asok, explaining that most problems go away if you wait long enough. However, Dilbert is frustrated with the lack of progress and decides to take matters into his own hands.

• Dilbert's Frustration: Dilbert is standing motionless, waiting for his problems to go away.
• Asok's Explanation: Asok explains that there has been a reorganization, but it doesn't seem to be working.
• Dilbert's Reaction: Dilbert is confused and doesn't understand why the reorganization isn't effective.
• Conclusion: The comic strip ends with Dilbert looking puzzled, still waiting for his problems to go away.

Overall, the comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of waiting for problems to resolve themselves and the frustration that can come with it.

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