Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st November 1997

Dilbert//3142, first published 29 years ago on Friday 21st November 1997

Tags

catbert evil hr director no contact employed wally total loyalty

Official transcript

Catbert says to Wally, "The company has no implied contract to keep you employed, Wally."

Catbert says, "But we expect total loyalty out of you."

Wally says, "I really, really wish you wouldn't do your face-stretching exercises here every morning."

Catbert stretches his mouth out wide and thinks, "1-2-3..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR THE COMPANY HAS NO IMPLIED CONTRACT TO KEEP YOU EMPLOYED, WALLY.

BUT WE EXPECT TOTAL LOYALTY OUT OF YOU.

I REALLY, REALLY WISH YOU WOULDN'T DO YOUR FACE-STRETCHING EXERCISES HERE EVERY MORNING!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1997, features Catbert, the evil H.R. director, as the main character. The strip is divided into three panels, each with a caption and a humorous illustration.

Panel 1:

• Caption: "The company has no implied contract to keep you employed, Wally."
• Illustration: Catbert is shown sitting at a desk, looking at Wally with a menacing expression.

Panel 2:

• Caption: "But we expect total loyalty out of you."
• Illustration: Wally is shown looking worried, while Catbert continues to stare at him.

Panel 3:

• Caption: "I really, really wish you wouldn't do your face-stretching exercises here every morning!"
• Illustration: Catbert is shown holding a phone, looking annoyed, while Wally is shown doing his face-stretching exercises in front of him.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate loyalty and the absurdity of workplace expectations. It highlights the contrast between Catbert's evil persona and Wally's innocent nature, creating a humorous and relatable scenario for readers.

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