Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th December 1997

Dilbert//3160, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 9th December 1997

Tags

coached well date date analyzer cubicle fibers office job

Official transcript

Dilbert arrives for his date. A woman opens the door and Dilbert says, "Grunt, grunt. Absolutely right. Grunt, grunt, grunt."

Dilbert says, "Grunt, grunt, grunt."

She says, 'Someone coached you well for this date. You haven't said a thing I object to yet."

Dilbert is strapped to a huge microscope labled, "Date-alyzer."

He says, "Grunt."

She stands at the control panel and says, "I see cubicle fibers... you have an office job."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GRUNT GRUNT. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT.

GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT SOMEONE COACHED YOU WELL FOR THIS DATE.

YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING I OBJECT TO YET.

I SEE CUBICLE FIBERS... YOU HAVE AN OFFICE JOB.

GRUNT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Date-Alyzer"

Summary:

• Grunt, a character, is shown to be overly confident in his dating abilities.
• He uses a "Date-Alyzer" device to assess his chances with a woman.
• The device reveals that he has an office job, which is the only redeeming quality in his eyes.
• Grunt's overconfidence is humorously highlighted through this interaction.

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