Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th December 1997

Dilbert//3162, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 11th December 1997

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lower opinion time bombs ruin magic kill me one kiss no tongue

Official transcript

Dilbert and his date go for a walk, holding hands. She says, "Sooner or later you'll say something that will lower my opinion of you."

Dilbert grunts. She says, "Men are like bombs. At any moment you'll say something that will ruin the magic."

Dilbert slips and says, "I'm an engineer."

She screams, "Aaaaargh! Kill me! Kill me!"

He says, "I'll give you one kiss. No tongue."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING THAT WILL LOWER MY OPINION OF YOU.

GRUNT.

MEN ARE LIKE TIME BOMBS. AT ANY MOMENT YOU'LL SAY SOMETHING THAT WILL RUIN THE MAGIC.

I'M AN ENGINEER.

RAARGH!!

KILL MEH I'LL GIVE YOU ONE KISS, NO TONGUE.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Kiss, No Tongue"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, an engineer, and his coworker Alice. The conversation begins with Dilbert saying, "Sooner or later you'll say something that will lower my opinion of you." Alice responds with, "Grunt." Dilbert then says, "Men are like time bombs. At any moment you'll say something that will ruin the magic." Alice retorts, "I'm an engineer." This exchange leads to Dilbert stating, "I'll give you one kiss, no tongue." The comic ends with Alice responding, "Kill me!! Kill me!!"

Key Points:

• Dilbert and Alice engage in a humorous exchange about their differing personalities.
• Dilbert warns Alice that she will eventually say something that will ruin their relationship.
• Alice responds by stating her profession as an engineer.
• Dilbert makes a playful comment about giving Alice a kiss with no tongue.
• The comic ends with Alice reacting dramatically to Dilbert's comment.

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