Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th December 1997
Dilbert//3170, first published 29 years ago on Friday 19th December 1997
Tags
project little snag north elbonian contractor military technology belligerent homelenad huge laser vaporize contract employees building workshop
Official transcript
In a meetin, Dilbert says, "My project has hit a little snag."
Dilbert says, "Our North Elbonian contracts stole our military technology for their belligerent homeland. They're building a huge laser to vaporize us."
Alice's eyes bulge out. The Boss says, "Next year, remind me to include contract employees in the team-building workshop."
Alice says, "The floor is warm!"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MY PROJECT HAS HIT A LITTLE SNAG.
OUR NORTH ELBONIAN CONTRACTORS STOLE OUR MILITARY TECHNOLOGY FOR THEIR BELLIGERENT HOMELAND. THEY'RE BUILDING A HUGE LASER TO TO VAPORIZEUS.
NEXT YEAR, REMIND ME TO INCLUDE CONTRACT EMPLOYEES IN THE TEAM- BUILDING THE FLOOR IS WARM!
WORKSHOP.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Team-Building Workshop"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, sitting at a conference table with his colleagues. The conversation begins with a comment about a project having hit a snag, followed by a discussion about the North Elbonian contractors stealing military technology for their homeland. The contractors are building a huge laser to vaporize the team, and the floor is warm.
Key Points:
- Dilbert's project has hit a snag.
- North Elbonian contractors have stolen military technology for their homeland.
- The contractors are building a huge laser to vaporize the team.
- The floor is warm.
- Dilbert and his colleagues are attending a team-building workshop.
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