Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th December 1997

Dilbert//3181, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 30th December 1997

Tags

each photo universe tiny skull going to explode tarpaulin rat talks garbageman

Official transcript

Ratbert sits on a garbage can and says, "So... each photon is a universe.. then mass is just a probability cluster?"

THe trash man says, "That's how I see it."

Ratbert holds his head in his hands like it's about to explode and says, "Wow! I think my tiny skull is so full it's going to explode."

The garbage man says holds a plastic bag of trash and says, "Let me get a tarpaulin."

Dogbert walks up and says, "Have you been talking to our garbage man again?"

Ratbert sits on a canvas tarp and holds his head. He says, "Don't get too close."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO... EACH PHOTON IS A UNIVERSE... THEN MASS IS JUST A PROBABILITY CLUSTER?

THAT'S HOW I SEE IT.

WOW! I THINK MY TINY SKULL IS SO FULL IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE.

LET ME GET A TARPAULIN.

HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO OUR GARBAGE MAN AGAIN?

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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