Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th January 1998

Dilbert//3191, first published 28 years ago on Friday 9th January 1998

Tags

mobster rival family hit team sympathy card surprise tomorrow write funny song burried

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at the kitchen table with his laptop computer. He says, "Ted's brother was a mobster. Last week he was killed by a rival family's hit team."

Dilbert continues, "We got Ted a sympathy card, then it snowballed into a surprise party for tomorrow. My job is to write a funny song."

Dogbert starts singing, "For he's a buried good fellow... for he's a buried good fellow... which nobody can deny..."

Dilbert says, "Good."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED'S BROTHER WAS A MOBSTER. LAST WEEK HE WAS KILLED BY A RIVAL FAMILY'S HIT TEAM.

WE GOT TED A SYMPATHY CARD, THEN IT SNOWBALLED INTO A SURPRISE PARTY FOR TOMORROW.

MY JOB IS TO WRITE A FUNNY SONG.

FOR HE'S A BURIED GOOD FELLOW...

FOR HE'S A BURIED GOOD FELLOW...

WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY. A GOOD

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