Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th January 1998

Dilbert//3197, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 15th January 1998

Tags

skeptics association psychic rat passport drivers licence fake id dna test never been cloned

Official transcript

Dilbert is talking on the telephone and says, "Is this Skeptics Association? I need your help to prove my rat isn't psychic."

Dilbert holds the phone and says, "My name is Dilbert. Yes, I can prove it; I have a pssport and a driver's license. Well, yeah. It's easy to get a fake ID, but..."

Hours later... Dilbert is still on the phone, his hair is a mess and he says, "...Okay, what if I take a DNA test? No, I can't prove I've never been cloned!!"

He's angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THIS THE "SKEPTICS ASSOCIATION"?

I NEED YOUR HELP TO PROVE MY RAT ISN'T PSYCHIC.

MY NAME IS DILBERT.

YES, I CAN PROVE IT; I HAVE A PASSPORT AND A DRIVER'S LICENSE WELL, YEAH, IT'S EASY TO GET A FAKE ID, BUT HOURS LATER.

... OKAY, WHAT IF I TAKE A DNA TEST?

NO, I CAN'T PROVE I'VE NEVER BEEN CLONED!!

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