Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th January 1998

Dilbert//3201, first published 28 years ago on Monday 19th January 1998

Tags

mental powers predicting proven psychic scientific methid testing

Official transcript

Ken the Skeptic sits in a chair, drinking from a cup of coffee. He says, "I've used the scientific method to debunk 100% of the people who claim they have mental powers."

Dogbert sits on the couch and says, "Are you saying that every test you perform turns out the way you predict it will?"

Ken says, "What's your point?"

Dogbert's ears fly up and he screams, "You've proven that you're psychic!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE USED THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD TO DEBUNK 100% OF THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THEY HAVE MENTAL POWERS.

ARE YOU SAYING THAT EVERY TEST YOU PERFORM TURNS OUT THE WAY YOU PREDICT IT WILL?

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

YOU'VE PROVEN THAT YOU'RE PSYCHIC!!

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