Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th January 1998

Dilbert//3209, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 27th January 1998

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deputy of common sense four hour meeting behind schedule agenda morale is low

Official transcript

During a staff meeting, Dogbert stands on the table holding his gun and says, "FREEZE!!"

Dogbert is dressed as a policeman and says, "You scheduled a four-hour meeting to find out why people are behind schedule!"

The guy says, "No, look at the agenda! The fourth hour is about why morale is so low. A woman next to him whispers to Dogbert, Shoot him."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEPUTY OF COMMON SENSE FREEZE!!

YOU SCHEDULED A FOUR-HOUR MEETING TO FIND OUT WHY PEOPLE ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE!

NO, LOOK AT THE AGENDA! THE FOURTH HOUR IS A DISCUSSION ABOUT WHY MORALE IS LOW!

SHOOT HIM.

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