Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th January 1998

Dilbert//3209, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 27th January 1998

Tags

deputy of common sense four hour meeting behind schedule agenda morale is low

Official transcript

During a staff meeting, Dogbert stands on the table holding his gun and says, "FREEZE!!"

Dogbert is dressed as a policeman and says, "You scheduled a four-hour meeting to find out why people are behind schedule!"

The guy says, "No, look at the agenda! The fourth hour is about why morale is so low. A woman next to him whispers to Dogbert, Shoot him."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEPUTY OF COMMON SENSE FREEZE!!

YOU SCHEDULED A FOUR-HOUR MEETING TO FIND OUT WHY PEOPLE ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE!

NO, LOOK AT THE AGENDA! THE FOURTH HOUR IS A DISCUSSION ABOUT WHY MORALE IS LOW!

SHOOT HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Freeze!!"

Summary

The comic strip depicts a meeting where the Deputy of Common Sense suggests that the meeting should be cancelled due to a lack of purpose. The other attendees are hesitant to agree, but eventually, the Deputy's suggestion is accepted, and the meeting is cancelled. The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of unnecessary meetings and the difficulty of getting people to agree on something.

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