Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd February 1998

Dilbert//3236, first published 28 years ago on Monday 23rd February 1998

Tags

hidden qaulities act humble deitful manipulative hypocritical braggart funny world

Official transcript

Dilbert is jogging. He says, "I believe its what's inside a person that counts."

Dogbert says, "How can you get respect for hidden qualities?"

Dilbert says, "You have to act humble while generating as many clues as possible."

Dogbert says, "So, you recommend being a deceitful, manipulative, hypocritical braggart."

Dilbert says, "It's a funny world."

They both sit on a large rock (boulder).

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BELIEVE IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE A PERSON THAT COUNTS.

HOW CAN YOU GET RESPECT FOR HIDDEN QUALITIES?

YOU HAVE TO ACT HUMBLE WHILE GENERATING AS MANY CLUES AS POSSIBLE.

SO, YOU RECOMMEND BEING A DECEITFUL, MANIP- IT'S A ULATIVE, FUNNY HYPOCRITICAL WORLD.

BRAGGART?

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