Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th February 1998

Dilbert//3238, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 25th February 1998

Tags

email chain letter will die curse of dogbert certain death curse turns into dogs

Official transcript

Asok is sitting at his computer terminal and thinks, "Oh no! I got an e-mail chain letter. It says I'll die if I don't send it to ten more people."

Asok thinks, "But if I forward the message, the Curse of Dogbert will be upon me."

Asok looks like Dogbert, as do Alice and Wally (dog ears and dog nose). Asok says, "...So, I figured a curse is better than certain death, right?"

Wally says, "Spank you very much."

Alice puts her hands on her hips and looks angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OH NO! I GOT AN EMAIL CHAIN LETTER.

IT SAYS I'LL DIE IF I DON'T SEND IT TO TEN MORE PEOPLE.

BUT IF I FORWARD THE MESSAGE, THE "CURSE OF DOGBERT" WILL BE UPON ME.

..SO, I FIGURED A CURSE IS BETTER THAN CERTAIN DEATH, SPANK YOU RIGHT?

VERY MUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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