Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th February 1998

Dilbert//3240, first published 28 years ago on Friday 27th February 1998

Tags

victim of curse 20-20 john stossel shows cure commercial valuable information old nemesis tv shows

Official transcript

Dilbert, cursed by both Dogbert and the World's Smartest Garbage Man, sits watching television. He has Dogbert's eyes and nose and is dressed in garbage man coveralls. The tv says, "Are you the victim of a curse?"

Dilbert says, "Yes, I am."

The tv says, "Next on 20/20, John Stossel shows you the cure."

Dilbert's ears shoot straight up and his garbage man hat flies off. Dilbert pokes his head in the doorway and says, "Ha! After the commercial I will get valuable information for people like me!"

Dogbert wags his tail and says, "Well, well. It seems my old nemesis, John Stossel, was been busy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU THE VICTIM OF A CURSE?

YES, I AM.

NEXT ON "20/20,, JOHN STOSSEL SHOWS YOU THE CURE.

HA! AFTER THE COMMERCIAL I WILL GET VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME!

WELL, WELL.

IT SEEMS MY OLD NEMESIS, JOHN STOSSEL, HAS BEEN BUSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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