Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd March 1998

Dilbert//3243, first published 28 years ago on Monday 2nd March 1998

Tags

help on assignment no brainer interface design make beige decisions can't go wrong

Official transcript

Dilbert is in The Boss's office. He holds some files and says, "I need help on the assignment that you said is a 'no brainer.'"

The Boss says, "It's easy. Just skip the 'interface design' phase and make everything beige. You can't go wrong with beige."

Dilbert walks away thinking, "I always know where to go for no-brainer decisions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED HELP ON THE ASSIGN MENT THAT YOU SAID IS A "NO BRAINER.

IT'S EASY. JUST SKIP THE "INTERFACE DESIGN" PHASE AND MAKE EVERYTHING BEIGE.

YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH BEIGE.

I ALWAYS KNOW WHERE TO GO FOR NO-BRAINER DECISIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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