Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th March 1998

Dilbert//3267, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 26th March 1998

Tags

rag man project luser budget cuts beg for resources pencil shavings coffee

Official transcript

Man comes up to Dilbert and introduces himself, "I'm the Rag Man from Project Luser."

Rag Man says, "Budget cuts have hit our project hard. I'm forced to beg for resources."

Dilbert holds out something and says, "I can spare some pencil shavings."

Rag Man says, "Excellent! We make coffee out of that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THE RAG MAN FROM PROJECT LUSER.

BUDGET CUTS HAVE HIT OUR PROJECT HARD.

I'M FORCED TO BEG FOR RESOURCES.

I CAN EXCELLENT!

SPARE WE MAKE SOME COFFEE OUT PENCIL OF THAT.

SHAVINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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