Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th March 1998

Dilbert//3271, first published 28 years ago on Monday 30th March 1998

Tags

above salary midpoint stock options interpersonal skills

Official transcript

In The Boss's office, The Boss tells Alice, "I can't give you a raise because you're above the salary midpoint. But at least your stock options are doing great!"

Alice says, "I don't have any stock options."

The Boss says, "Oh. I'm probably thinking of me."

The Boss says, "Next, it says I should coach you on your interpersonal skills."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOVE THE SALARY MIDPOINT.

BUT AT LEAST YOUR STOCK OPTIONS ARE DOING GREAT!

I DON'T HAVE ANY STOCK OPTIONS.

OH. I'M PROBABLY THINKING OF ME.

NEXT, IT SAYS I SHOULD COACH YOU ON YOUR INTERPERSONAL SKILLS.

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