Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th April 1998

Dilbert//3279, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 7th April 1998

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jordan preventer of information services confiscate non standard computer heavier disable it

Official transcript

Mordac introduces himself to Wally, "I am Mordac, the preventer of information services. I come to confiscate your non-standard computer."

Wally asks, "You'll give me a new one, right?"

Mordac takes the computer and says, "This is heavier than it looks."

Mordac starts to hammer the computer and says, "I'll have to disable it and leave it here."

Wally asks, "The new one is already on its way, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES. I COME TO CONFISCATE YOUR NONSTANDARD COMPUTER.

YOU'LL GIVE ME A NEW ONE, RIGHT?

THIS IS HEAVIER THAN IT LOOKS.

I'LL HAVE TO DISABLE IT AND LEAVE IT HERE.

THE NEW ONE IS ALREADY ON ITS WAY, RIGHT ?

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