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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th April 1998

Dilbert//3302, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 30th April 1998


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overpaid do bad work funny think about it terrible job job security


Official transcript

Dogbert sitting next to Dilbert while he types on his computer. Dogbert says, "As a consultant, I'm overpaid even if I do bad work."

Dogbert continues, "Whereas you're underpaid even if you do good work. It's funny if you think about it."

Dilbert, while typing, replies, "I might have a terrible job, but at least I don't have any job security."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS A CONSULTANT, IM OVERPAID EVEN IF I DO BAD WORK.

WHEREAS YOU'RE UNDERPAID EVEN IF YOU DO GOOD WORK.

IT'S FUNNY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

I MIGHT HAVE A TERRIBLE JOB, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ANY JOB SECURITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip, titled "Underpaid", features Dilbert and his coworker Dogbert in a humorous exchange about their job security and pay.

The Conversation

  • Dilbert: As a consultant, I'm overpaid even if I do bad work.
  • Dogbert: Whereas you're underpaid even if you do good work. It's funny if you think about it.
  • Dilbert: I might have a terrible job, but at least I don't have any job security.

The Humor

The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the modern workplace, where employees are often expected to perform well despite being underpaid or overworked. The conversation between Dilbert and Dogbert is a clever commentary on the complexities of employment and the challenges of finding job satisfaction.

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