Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd May 1998

Dilbert//3304, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 2nd May 1998

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catbert evil director qualified external applicants headless man mime cromagnon man invisible cubicle relocation costs

Official transcript

Caption: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Catbert tells The Boss, "I'm having trouble finding qualified external applicants."

Catbert says, "All I have are a headless man, a mime, and a frozen cro-magnon guy we found in a glacier."

The Boss asks, "Does the mime bring his own invisible cubicle? I love those!"

Catbert replies, "Only if we pay his relocation costs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR I'M HAVING TROUBLE FINDING QUALIFIED EXTERNAL APPLICANTS.

ALL I HAVE ARE A HEADLESS MAN, A MIME, AND A FROZEN CRO- MAGNON GUY WE FOUND IN A GLACIER.

DOES THE MIME BRING HIS OWN INVISIBLE CUBICLE? I LOVE THOSE!

ONLY IF WE PAY HIS RELOCATION COSTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil H.R. Director"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Catbert, an evil HR director, searching for qualified external applicants.
• He encounters a headless man, a mime, and a frozen cro-magnon guy in a glacier.
• Catbert asks if the mime brings his own invisible cubicle, and is pleased to hear that he does.
• Catbert offers to pay the relocation costs if the mime accepts the job.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of finding qualified candidates and the quirks of modern workplace culture.

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