Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th May 1998

Dilbert//3310, first published 28 years ago on Friday 8th May 1998

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united nations billion dollars donated france dogbert

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sitting on a couch. Dilbert is eating chips. Dogbert says, "I donated a billion dollars to the United Nations today."

Dilbert replies, "That's nice of you."

Dogbert says, "My only condition is that they name something after me."

At the United Nations, three UN representatives sit at a table. The French diplomat exclaims, "For the millionth time: Yes, I'm sure we want to keep calling it France!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DONATED A BILLION DOLLARS TO THE UNITED NATIONS TODAY.

THAT'S NICE OF YOU.

MY ONLY CONDITION IS THAT THEY NAME SOMETHING AFTER ME.

UNITED NATIONS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME: YES, I'M SURE WE WANT TO KEEP CALLING IT FRANCE!

FRANCE

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "United Nations"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert donating a billion dollars to the United Nations.
• He requests that they name something after him in return.
• The United Nations agrees and decides to name a new nation after him.
• The other nations are surprised and amused by this decision.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of the United Nations being able to create a new nation and the absurdity of naming it after a single individual.

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