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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd May 1998

Dilbert//3324, first published 28 years ago on Friday 22nd May 1998


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agrees with everything boss complimentary meeting not authentic sidekick sycophant yes man business


Official transcript

Wally, The Boss, and Allen the Sycophant sitting at table. The Boss says, "That's my plan. What does everyone think?"

Allen exclaims, "Brilliant!"

The Boss and Dilbert looking at Allen as he raves, "THAT IS THE BEST PLAN EVER MADE!! WOW! OOH-WAH! YOU DA MAN!!"

The Boss says, "That's the type of honest feedback we need."

Allen says, "I love it when you exhale in my direction."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THAT'S MY PLAN.

WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK?

BRILLIANT!

THAT IS THE BEST PLAN EVER MADE!!

WOW! OOH-WAH!

YOU DA MAN!!

THAT'S THE TYPE OF HONEST FEEDBACK WE NEED.

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU EXHALE IN MY DIRECTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "The Best Plan Ever Made" and features a conversation between a group of men in business attire.

Scene: The scene takes place in a conference room, where the men are seated around a table. One man, who appears to be the leader, presents his plan to the others. The plan is met with enthusiasm and praise from the other men, who express their admiration for its brilliance and honesty.

Key Points:

  • The leader's plan is described as the "best plan ever made."
  • The other men are impressed by the plan's honesty and feedback.
  • One man even goes so far as to say that he loves the plan when he exhales in his direction.

Overall: The comic strip pokes fun at the tendency for people to be overly enthusiastic and praise others' ideas, even if they may not be the best. It also highlights the importance of honest feedback and criticism in improving plans and ideas.

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