Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th June 1998

Dilbert//3340, first published 28 years ago on Sunday 7th June 1998

Tags

cofffee tired downward spiral immobile bring coffee

Official transcript

Dilbert stares at his computer screen and thinks, "I need coffee."

He continues, "But I'm too tired to go get it."

Dilbert leans back and thinks frantically, "I'm in a downward spiral!"

Dilbert hangs limply in his chair as he thinks, "My arms go limp. The antidote is only yards away but I am immobile."

Ted walks by Dilbert's cubicle as Dibert thinks, "Maybe someone will notice and bring coffee."

Alice and Wally lean into Dilbert's cubicle and Dilbert thinks, "My co-workers found me. I'm saved!"

Wally and Alice walk out of Dilbert's cubicle carrying his monitor and computer. Dilbert stands in front of Dogbert naked with something on his face. Dilbert explains, "As the frenzied mob ripped off my trousers, someone spilled coffee on me."

Dogbert replies, "Wow, lucky."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED COFFEE BUT I'M TOO TIRED TO GO GET IT.

I'M IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL!

MY ARMS GO LIMP.

THE ANTIDOTE IS ONLY YARDS AWAY BUT I AM IMMOBILE.

MAYBE SOMEONE WILL NOTICE AND BRING COFFEE MY COWORKERS FOUND ME. I'M SAVED!

AS THE FRENZIED MOB YANKED OFF MY TROUSERS, SOMEONE SPILLED COFFEE ON ME.

wow, LUCKY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert's Coffee Crisis"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows Dilbert's daily struggle to find coffee at work.
• He searches high and low, only to be thwarted by his coworkers' antics.
• As the day progresses, Dilbert's coffee supply dwindles, leading to a series of humorous misadventures.
• The strip culminates in a chaotic office scene, with Dilbert's coworkers vying for the last cup of coffee.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the relatable struggle of finding coffee in the workplace and the absurdity of office politics.

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