Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th June 1998

Dilbert//3345, first published 28 years ago on Friday 12th June 1998

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what vendor too late indecisive dullards

Official transcript

Wally, Dilbert, and Ted sitting at table with pieces of paper in front of them on desk. Ted says, "I'd like to reopen the question of what vendor we'll use, even though it's too late to change anything."

Ted sitting at table while Phil, the Ruler of Heck stands over him. Phil exclaims, "I darn you to heck! You will spend an eternity with other indecisive dullards!"

Dilbert and Ted at table while Phil stands next to Ted. A frightened Ted asks Phil, "Where are you taking me??!"

Phil calmly replies, "Here is fine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO REOPEN THE QUESTION OF WHAT VENDOR WE'LL USE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE ANYTHING.

I DARN YOU TO HECK!

YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY WITH OTHER INDECISIVE DULLARDS!

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ??!

HERE IS FINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip, originally published in 1998, features a humorous scene where a devil appears in a business meeting, offering to take away a man's eternity in exchange for his current life. The man is hesitant, but the devil persists, ultimately agreeing to take him away.

Key Elements:

• The comic strip explores the concept of eternal life and the value of one's current life.
• The devil's offer creates a humorous and satirical commentary on the human desire for immortality.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of eternal life as a desirable outcome, highlighting the complexities and challenges of making such a decision.

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