Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th June 1998

Dilbert//3345, first published 28 years ago on Friday 12th June 1998

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what vendor too late indecisive dullards

Official transcript

Wally, Dilbert, and Ted sitting at table with pieces of paper in front of them on desk. Ted says, "I'd like to reopen the question of what vendor we'll use, even though it's too late to change anything."

Ted sitting at table while Phil, the Ruler of Heck stands over him. Phil exclaims, "I darn you to heck! You will spend an eternity with other indecisive dullards!"

Dilbert and Ted at table while Phil stands next to Ted. A frightened Ted asks Phil, "Where are you taking me??!"

Phil calmly replies, "Here is fine."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO REOPEN THE QUESTION OF WHAT VENDOR WE'LL USE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE ANYTHING.

I DARN YOU TO HECK!

YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY WITH OTHER INDECISIVE DULLARDS!

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ??!

HERE IS FINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Eternity with Other Indecisive Dullards"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where a group of businessmen are seated at a conference table, engaged in a discussion. One of them, a devil-like figure, approaches the table and makes a proposal to one of the businessmen.

Key Elements:

• The devil offers the businessman an eternity with other indecisive dullards in exchange for a decision on a vendor.
• The businessman is hesitant and asks for time to consider the proposal.
• The devil responds by asking where the businessman is taking him, implying that he is being led away from the conference table.
• The businessman is left looking uncertain and unsure of what to do next.

Themes:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of making decisions and the consequences of indecision.
• It also highlights the absurdity of the situation, with a devil-like figure making a proposal to a group of businessmen in a conference room.

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