Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th June 1998

Dilbert//3348, first published 28 years ago on Monday 15th June 1998

Tags

drug treatment program drug problem childproof container

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, and The Boss sitting at table. While holding a document, The Boss says, "No one in my division is using the company drug treatment program. This is very embarassing."

The Boss continues, "My boss will think I'm not managing the drug problem. Don't ANY of you have a drug problem?"

Alice, sitting next to Dilbert and Wally, struggles to open a pill container. She exclaims in a frustrated manner, "#!*% Childproof 'Midol' container!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NO ONE IN MY DIVISION IS USING THE COMPANY DRUG TREATMENT PROGRAM. THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING.

MY BOSS WILL THINK I'M NOT MANAGING THE DRUG PROBLEM.

DON'T ANY OF YOU HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM?

#! *% CHILDPROOF "MIDOL" CONTAINER!!

HMM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Childproof 'MIDOL' Container"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace struggles.
• In this strip, Dilbert's boss is concerned about the company's drug treatment program, which is not effective.
• The boss asks Dilbert if he has any drug problems, to which Dilbert responds with a clever remark about a childproof "MIDOL" container.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of a company having a drug treatment program that is not working, and the boss's attempt to address the issue in a humorous way.

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