Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th June 1998

Dilbert//3350, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 17th June 1998

Tags

drug treatment program registration form objective battering ram use head

Official transcript

Caption: Drug Treatment Program Counselor sitting behind his desk says to Alice, "Alice, I'd like to talk to you about your registration form."

Counselor refers to memo and says, "Under 'objective,' you said you want to use my 'turnip-shaped head as a battering ram to break out of here.'"

Alice approaches Counselor with duct tape in hand. Counselor says, "Alice drop the duct tape."

Alice replies, "Stay tense; that will help."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DRUG TREATMENT PROGRAM ALICE, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR REGISTRATION FORM.

UNDER "OBJECTIVE," YOU SAID YOU WANT TO USE MY "TURNIP- SHAPED HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM TO BREAK OUT OF HERE." ALICE, DROP THE DUCT .

STAY TENSE; THAT WILL HELP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Battering Ram to Break Out of Here"

Summary:

• The comic strip is from the 'Dilbert' series, originally published in 1998.
• The scene takes place in a drug treatment program.
• Alice requests to speak with the counselor about her registration form.
• The counselor proposes using Alice's "turnip-shaped head" as a battering ram to break out of the program.
• Alice agrees to this unconventional approach, saying it will "stay tense" to help.
• The counselor instructs Alice to drop the duct tape, implying that she will be used as a human battering ram to break out of the program.

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