Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd June 1998

Dilbert//3356, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 23rd June 1998

Tags

personal gopher special unifrom show status

Official transcript

Caption: Dogbert the C.E.O. Dogbert sits behind his desk while Ted stands directly across from him. Dogbert says, "I need a personal 'gopher.' Are you interested?"

Ted answers, "Sure!"

Dogbert says, "Good. You'll wear a special uniform and a have a special office to show your status."

Ted dressed in a gopher outfit stands in hole next to Dogbert's desk. Dogbert tosses a crumpled piece of paper that bounces off Ted's head. There are several pieces of crumpled paper on floor surrounding Ted. Dogbert says, "Sheesh. I haven't made a bank shot yet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE C.E.O.

I NEED A PERSONAL "GOPHER." ARE YOU INTERESTED?

SURE!

GOOD. YOU'LL WEAR A SPECIAL UNIFORM AND HAVE A SPECIAL OFFICE TO SHOW YOUR STATUS.

SHEESH. I HAVEN'T MADE A BANK SHOT YET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Gopher in the CEO's Office"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, the CEO, and his employee, Dilbert, in a humorous exchange. The conversation begins with Dogbert inquiring about Dilbert's interest in a personal "gopher." Dilbert expresses his interest, prompting Dogbert to instruct him to wear a special uniform and report to the special office to display his status. However, Dilbert is reluctant, citing his lack of experience with bank shots. The exchange concludes with Dogbert's frustration and Dilbert's amusement.

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