Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd July 1998

Dilbert//3365, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 2nd July 1998

Tags

dogcarts tech support abuse slow internet records porn caused by porn

Official transcript

Caption: Dogbert's Tech Support Dogbert at computer terminal speaking to employee on the phone. Dogbert says, "How may I abuse you today?"

Employee responds, "The Internet is slow. What causes that?"

Employee sitting at his terminal speaking to Dogbert on the phone. Dogbert says, "That can only be caused by you looking at porn."

Dogbert says, "I'll need your name for our records."

Dogbert hears a "Click"

on the line.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT HOW MAY I ABUSE YOU?

THE INTERNET IS SLOW. WHAT CAUSES THAT ?

THAT CAN ONLY BE CAUSED BY YOU LOOKING AT PORN.

I'LL NEED YOUR NAME FOR OUR RECORDS.

CLICK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Internet is Slow"

Summary:

• Dogbert, the tech support, is dealing with a customer who is frustrated with the internet speed.
• The customer asks Dogbert to identify the cause of the slow internet, which Dogbert attributes to pornography.
• The customer demands that Dogbert change their name to "Records" to reflect their role in the company.
• Dogbert complies, and the customer is satisfied, but Dogbert is left with a new name and a sense of irony.

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