Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th July 1998

Dilbert//3368, first published 28 years ago on Sunday 5th July 1998

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posterior fat ass chair prnak lied boss like goldfish big charis big ass

Official transcript

Alice stands in front of the Boss' desk and says, "My posterior is growing to fit the size of my chair."

The Boss asks, "Is that possible?"

Alice replies, "Posteriors are like goldfish. They grow to the limit of their environment."

The Boss replies, "That's ridiculous. I have the biggest chair. That would mean..."

Alice quickly says, "Forget I brought it up. Well, back to work."

Wally and Dilbert stand looking over the wall of a cubicle. Alice walks by and Dilbert asks, "Mission report?"

Alice replies, "Success."

Alice rubs her hands together and says, "The glue on his chair should be set by now."

The Boss walks down the hall with his desk chair stuck to him. He thinks, "I guess this is why goldfishes don't use chairs."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY POSTERIOR IS GROWING TO FIT THE SIZE OF MY CHAIR.

IS THAT POSSIBLE?

POSTERIORS ARE LIKE GOLDFISH. THEY GROW TO THE LIMIT OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

I HAVE THE BIGGEST CHAIR. THAT WOULD MEAN FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP.

WELL, BACK TO WORK.

MISSION REPORT.

SUCCESS.

THE GLUE ON HIS CHAIR SHOULD BE SET BY NOW.

I GUESS THIS IS WHY GOLDFISHES DON'T USE CHAIRS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Chair Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, where Dilbert's posterior is growing to fit the size of his chair. The boss suggests that the chair may be too big, but Dilbert is adamant that it's perfect. The conversation becomes absurd as Dilbert compares the chair to a goldfish, stating that it would be ridiculous to use a chair that large.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's posterior is growing to fit the size of his chair.
• The boss suggests the chair may be too big.
• Dilbert compares the chair to a goldfish.
• The conversation becomes absurd and nonsensical.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of taking things too literally and the absurdity of certain situations.

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