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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th July 1998

Dilbert//3370, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 7th July 1998


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share hotel rooms conference roomie agree to rules spoon on right sleep together buddies new rules cheap company


Official transcript

Dilbert standing next to Wally, who's sitting at his computer terminal. Dilbert says, "Wally, as you know, employees must share hotel rooms at the conference..."

Dilbert continues, "So I was wondering if you'd like to...you know...be my roomie."

Wally responds, "Sure."

Dilbert says, "We'll have to agree on some rules."

Wally replies, "I can only spoon on my right."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, AS YOU KNOW, EMPLOYEES MUST SHARE HOTEL ROOMS AT THE CONFERENCE...

SO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO...

YOU KNOW... BE MY ROOMIE.

SURE WE'LL HAVE TO AGREE ON SOME RULES.

I CAN ONLY SPOON ON MY RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip, originally published in 1998, features Dilbert and Wally in a humorous exchange.

Panel 1 Dilbert: "Wally, as you know, employees must share hotel rooms at the conference..."

Panel 2 Wally: "So I was wondering if you'd like to... you know... be my roomie."

Panel 3 Dilbert: "Sure."

Panel 4 Wally: "We'll have to agree on some rules."

Panel 5 Wally: "I can only spoon on my right."

The comic strip playfully pokes fun at the idea of sharing a hotel room with a coworker, highlighting the potential awkwardness and humor in the situation.

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