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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th July 1998

Dilbert//3370, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 7th July 1998


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share hotel rooms conference roomie agree to rules spoon on right sleep together buddies new rules cheap company


Official transcript

Dilbert standing next to Wally, who's sitting at his computer terminal. Dilbert says, "Wally, as you know, employees must share hotel rooms at the conference..."

Dilbert continues, "So I was wondering if you'd like to...you know...be my roomie."

Wally responds, "Sure."

Dilbert says, "We'll have to agree on some rules."

Wally replies, "I can only spoon on my right."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, AS YOU KNOW, EMPLOYEES MUST SHARE HOTEL ROOMS AT THE CONFERENCE...

SO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO...

YOU KNOW... BE MY ROOMIE.

SURE WE'LL HAVE TO AGREE ON SOME RULES.

I CAN ONLY SPOON ON MY RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hotel Rules"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a green tie, in a hotel conference room. He is seated at a table with a computer monitor, accompanied by Wally, another bespectacled man with a bald head and a red tie.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert asks Wally if he would like to share a hotel room, as employees must do so at the conference.
  • Wally agrees, but only if he can spoon on his right side.
  • Dilbert is unsure about the request and asks if they will have to agree on some rules.
  • Wally responds that he can only spoon on his right side.

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from Wally's unusual request to spoon on his right side, which is a playful and unexpected twist on the typical rules of sharing a hotel room. The conversation between Dilbert and Wally is lighthearted and humorous, with a touch of absurdity.

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