Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th July 1998

Dilbert//3374, first published 28 years ago on Saturday 11th July 1998

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stellar week accomplishments data bits disaster recovery back up facility copy a file diskette resume

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally, and Dilbert sitting at table. Wally says, "I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments."

Wally continues, "I moved more than 800,00 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!"

As Dilbert and Wally walk away, Dilbert says, "Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?"

Wally says, "It was my resume."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PLEASED TO REPORT ANOTHER STELLAR WEEK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS!

I MOVED MORE THAN 800,000 BITS OF DATA TO A DISASTER RECOVERY BACKUP FACILITY!

DID YOU JUST TAKE CREDIT FOR COPYING A FILETO A DISKETTE?

IT WAS MY RSUM.

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AI Analysis

Title: "A Stellar Week of Accomplishments"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace frustrations, in a humorous exchange with his boss. The scene unfolds as follows:

• The boss proudly announces that Dilbert has had a "stellar week of accomplishments."
• Dilbert responds by sharing a remarkable achievement: moving over 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility.
• The boss inquires if Dilbert has received credit for copying a file to a diskette.
• Dilbert retorts, "It was my résumé."

The comic strip playfully pokes fun at the monotony of office work and the tendency for managers to prioritize trivial tasks over meaningful accomplishments.

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