Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd August 1998

Dilbert//3397, first published 28 years ago on Monday 3rd August 1998

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schedule vigorous wedgie boss

Official transcript

The boss sits at his desk. The boss reads his organizer. The boss thinks, "Let's see what's on my schedule today."

The boss reads, "Give vigorous wedgie to myself."

The boss raises his eyebrows. Dilbert and Wally look into the boss's office. An "Ow!"

can be heard. Wally says, "You right - he WILL do whatever is on his schedule."

Dilbert says, "Vigorously?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY SCHEDULE TODAY.

"GIVE VIGOROUS WEDGIE TO MYSELF. " YOU'RE RIGHT - HE WILL DO WHATEVER IS ON HIS SCHEDULE VIGOROUSLY?

OW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Vigorous Wedgie".

Panel 1 The boss asks the employee, "Let's see what's on my schedule today." The employee responds, "Give vigorous wedgie to myself."

Panel 2 The boss thinks, "Give vigorous wedgie to myself."

Panel 3 The boss says, "You're right - he will do whatever is on his schedule. Vigorously?" The employee replies, "Ow!"

The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of an employee being overly enthusiastic about their tasks, taking it to an absurd level by asking for a vigorous wedgie.

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