Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th August 1998

Dilbert//3419, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 25th August 1998

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dogbert consults recommendations analyis us dollars elbonian currency eye crud

Official transcript

Caption: Dogbert Consults Dogbert and the boss sit at a desk. Dogbert is in the boss' chair. Dogbert says, "My recommendations are based on an analysis of accountability."

The boss says, "Ohh."

Dogbert says, "As a consultant, I'm not accountable to your stockholders. So I can recommend anything that amuses me."

Dogbert says, "I recommend that you convert all of your U.S. dollars to elbonian currency... whatever that is."

The boss says, "The eyecrud."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS MY RECOMMENDATIONS ARE BASED ON AN ANALYSIS OF ACCOUNTABILITY.

OOH.

AS A CONSULTANT, I'M NOT ACCOUNTABLE TO YOUR STOCKHOLDERS.

SO I CAN RECOMMEND ANYTHING THAT AMUSES ME.

I RECOMMEND THAT YOU CONVERT ALL OF YOUR U.S. DOLLARS TO ELBONIAN CURRENCY...

WHATEVER THAT IS.

THE EYE- CRUD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Financial Advice"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, offers financial advice to a client.
• He recommends converting all U.S. dollars to Elbonian currency, which is implied to be worthless.
• Dogbert's advice is humorous and ironic, as he is not accountable to the client's stockholders.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of financial consultants providing questionable advice for personal gain.

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