Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd September 1998

Dilbert//3428, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 3rd September 1998

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receipts look fake notorized dna evidence process voucher difficult secretary annoying procedures formal not neccessary red tape

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of Carol's desk. Carol hold several pieces of paper. Carol says, "I can't process your voucher because these receipts look fake to me."

Dilbert reaches for the receipts. Dilbert says, "They aren't fake!"

Carol says, "Then why aren't they notarized?"

Dilbet's hair stands on end. Dilbert crumples the paper. Dilbert says, "Because they're just receipts!"

Carol says, "And now you'll tell me there's no DNA evidence either."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T PROCESS YOUR VOUCHER BECAUSE THESE RECEIPTS LOOK FAKE TO ME.

THEY AREN'T FAKE!

THEN WHY AREN'T THEY NOTARIZED?

BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST RECEIPTS!

WWVL AND NOW YOU'LL TELL ME THERE'S NO DNA EVIDENCE EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Notarized Voucher"

Summary:

• A man is unable to process a voucher due to its fake receipts.
• He asks why the receipts aren't notarized, and the man responds that they're just receipts, with no DNA evidence.
• The man is confused and asks for clarification, leading to a humorous exchange about the nature of receipts and notarization.

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