Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th September 1998

Dilbert//3442, first published 28 years ago on Thursday 17th September 1998

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work too hard stressed out bored sumerging head in icy water list of compalints evil catbert

Official transcript

Alice stands in front of Catbert. Alice says, "If I work too hard, I get stressed out. But if I don't work hard, I get bored."

Catbert says, "I recommend submerging your head in icy water twice a day."

Alice says, "Wouldn't that hurt?"

Catbert says, "Is there no end to your list of complaints?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I WORK TOO HARD, I GET STRESSED OUT.

BUT IF I DON'T WORK HARD, I GET BORED.

I RECOMMEND SUBMERGING YOUR HEAD IN ICY WATER TWICE A DAY.

WOULDN'T THAT HURT?

IS THERE NO END TO YOUR LIST OF COMPLAINTS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Complaints"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, one of whom is a cat. The cat recommends that the other character submerge their head in icy water twice a day to alleviate stress. However, the other character is not interested in this solution and instead asks if there is an end to their list of complaints. The cat responds by saying that there is no end to the list of complaints, leaving the other character frustrated and stressed. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that people often have a long list of complaints and that finding a solution to one problem can lead to another.

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