Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th October 1998

Dilbert//3481, first published 28 years ago on Monday 26th October 1998

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no real purpose rais eissues form action plans urge to stomp not very professional

Official transcript

Alice, Ted and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Ted says, "Thank you all for comimg to the meeting that has no real purpose."

Ted says, "Maybe we could raise issues and then form action plans."

Alice says, "I have an urge to stomp you to death."

Ted says, "That's not very professional of you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THE MEETING THAT HAS NO REAL PURPOSE.

MAYBE WE COULD RAISE ISSUES AND THEN FORM ACTION PLANS.

I HAVE AN URGE TO STOMP YOU TO DEATH THAT'S NOT VERY PROFESSIONAL OF YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Purposeless Meeting"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1998, depicts a meeting where attendees are asked to raise issues and form action plans. However, one participant expresses frustration with the lack of purpose, stating that they have an urge to stomp the speaker to death. The speaker responds by saying that this is not very professional of them. The comic strip pokes fun at the common experience of attending meetings with unclear objectives or outcomes.

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