Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd November 1998

Dilbert//3489, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 3rd November 1998

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%#!! anger burning walls eyebrow curse demonstrate power eyebrows burn off scream

Official transcript

Ann sits in a metting with Wally and Dilbert. Ann says, "If you anger me, I will curse at you until your eyebrows burn off."

Ann says, "I ll demonstrate my power by burning Wally's left eyebrow."

Wally's mouth drops in shock. Ann curses loudly. Wally and Dilbert look at Wally's lap. Wally says, "Ow! Ow! That's not an eyebrow!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU ANGER ME, I WILL CURSE AT YOU UNTIL YOUR EYEBROWS BURN OFF.

I WILL DEMONSTRATE MY POWER BY BURNING WALLY'S LEFT EYEBROW.

OW! OW!

THAT'S NOT AN EYEBROW!

% #

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Anger Management"

Summary:

The comic strip features a boss, Wally, who is known for his anger issues. In this particular strip, Wally's anger is directed at his employee, Alice, who has drawn an eyebrow on a piece of paper. Wally's response is to threaten to burn the paper, but Alice points out that it's not an actual eyebrow. The strip ends with Wally becoming enraged and shouting, "OW OW THAT'S NOT AN EYEBROW!" The humor in the strip comes from the absurdity of Wally's reaction and the play on words between the physical eyebrow and the drawing on the paper.

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