Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th December 1998

Dilbert//3525, first published 28 years ago on Wednesday 9th December 1998

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asok dsitraught can't do work no response emails voice mails pathetic defeated losers wally

Official transcript

Asok leans on Wally's desk. Wally sits at his computer. Asok says, "No one returns my phone calls.... no reads the e-mail I send."

Asok says, "I find myself hanging around with other pathetic, defeated losers."

Asok says, "No offense."

Wally says, "None taken."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NO ONE RETURNS MY PHONE CALLS ...

NO ONE READS THE EMAIL I SEND I FIND MYSELF HANGING AROUND WITH OTHER PATHETIC, DEFEATED LOSERS.

NO OFFENSE NONE TAKEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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