Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th January 1999

Dilbert//3563, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 16th January 1999

Tags

internet start up dominant internet source tuna snadwhiches

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in Wally's cubicle. Wally is at his computer. Dilbert says, "How's your internet start-up company coming?"

Wally says, still sporting a pontail,"Good."

Wally says, "My plan is to be the dominant internet source for tuna sandwiches."

Dilbert says, "So if I buy one, you ship it overnight?"

Wally says, "no, you have to come and pick it up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S YOUR INTERNET STARTUP COMPANY COMING?

GOOD.

MY PLAN IS TO BE THE DOMINANT INTERNET SOURCE FOR TUNA SANDWICHES.

SO, IF I BUY ONE, YOU SHIP IT OVERNIGHT?

NO, YOU HAVE TO COME PICK IT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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