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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th January 1999

Dilbert//3565, first published 27 years ago on Monday 18th January 1999


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company resources build internet low job satisfaction outright theft sabotage


Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally and the boss are in a meeting. Wally, still with his ponytail, says, "I used company resources to build my own internet company."

Wally says, "Apparently my low job satisfaction bred disloyalty, which drifted into outright theft."

Wally says, "Sabotage can't be far away."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I USED COMPANY RESOURCES TO BUILD MY OWN INTERNET COMPANY.

APPARENTLY MY LOW JOB SATISFACTION BRED DISLOYALTY, WHICH DRIFTED INTO OUTRIGHT THEFT.

SABOTAGE CAN'T BE FAR AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sabotage Can't Be Far Away"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between employees in a company meeting. One employee shares their experience of using company resources to build their own internet company, which leads to a discussion about job satisfaction and its impact on productivity.

Key Points:

  • An employee uses company resources to build their own internet company.
  • The employee's low job satisfaction is linked to disloyalty, which can lead to outright theft.
  • The employee claims that sabotage can't be far away due to their actions.
  • The comic strip highlights the consequences of using company resources for personal gain and the importance of maintaining a positive work environment.

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