Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd January 1999

Dilbert//3570, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 23rd January 1999

Tags

floss disgusted hateful dinner meal other people gross habits public hygiene

Official transcript

Dilbert sit with Ted at a conference table. Ted says, "Do you mind if I floss?"

Dilbert says, "Yes. I would be thoroughly disgusted and hate you forever."

Ted begins to floss. Ted says, "Well, I can't please everyone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I FLOSS?

YES. I WOULD BE THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED AND HATE YOU FOREVER.

WELL, I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flossing"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at his desk. His coworker asks if he minds flossing, to which Dilbert responds affirmatively. However, when asked to elaborate, Dilbert reveals that he would be thoroughly disgusted and hate the person forever if they were to floss. The coworker, seemingly unbothered by this response, proceeds to floss, prompting Dilbert to express his displeasure at the lack of consideration for others' feelings. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's reaction and the coworker's nonchalance.

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