Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd January 1999

Dilbert//3570, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 23rd January 1999

Tags

floss disgusted hateful dinner meal other people gross habits public hygiene

Official transcript

Dilbert sit with Ted at a conference table. Ted says, "Do you mind if I floss?"

Dilbert says, "Yes. I would be thoroughly disgusted and hate you forever."

Ted begins to floss. Ted says, "Well, I can't please everyone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I FLOSS?

YES. I WOULD BE THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED AND HATE YOU FOREVER.

WELL, I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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