Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th January 1999
Dilbert//3576, first published 27 years ago on Friday 29th January 1999
Tags
urgent document overnight drop nine minutes spare eight minutes coffee fisrt truck pulling away box wedge back bumper
Official transcript
Carol stands behind Alice who is at her computer. Carol says, "I'm taking your urgent document to the overnight drop box, with nine minutes to spare."
Carol says, "The box is only eight minutes away. I'll stop for coffee first."
Alice grimaces. Carol says, "Don't worry. If the truck is pulling away from the box, I'll wedge this in the back bumper."
Carol holds out Alice's report. Alice makes the fists of death.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M TAKING YOUR URGENT DOCUMENT TO THE OVERNIGHT DROP BOX, WITH NINE MINUTES TO SPARE.
THE BOX IS ONLY EIGHT MINUTES AWAY. I'LL STOP FOR COFFEE FIRST.
HIND DON'T WORRY. IF THE TRUCK IS PULLING AWAY FROM THE BOX, I'LL WEDGE THIS IN THE BACK BUMPER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Urgent Documents"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 1999, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt and brown hair, in a humorous situation. The scene unfolds as follows:
- Dilbert is instructed to take an urgent document to the overnight drop box, with a nine-minute time constraint to spare.
- However, he encounters a delay when the box is only eight minutes away, prompting him to stop for coffee first.
- Upon arriving at the drop box, Dilbert is informed that the truck is pulling away, and he must wedge the document into the back bumper to ensure its safe delivery.
The comic strip showcases Dilbert's signature wit and resourcefulness in the face of unexpected challenges.
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