Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd February 1999

Dilbert//3581, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 3rd February 1999

Tags

third person refer emphasize brand of greatness ruining good idea

Official transcript

Dogbert dressed in a crown and sceptar says, to Bob, "Bob, from now on, I will refer to myself in the third person."

Dogbert says, "Dogbert does this to emphasize his special brand of greatness."

Bob says, "Bob thinks that is a good idea."

Dogbert says, "Hey! You're ruining it!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, FROM NOW ON, I WILL REFER TO MYSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON.

DOGBERT DOES THIS TO EMPHASIZE HIS SPECIAL BRAND OF GREATNESS.

BOB THINKS THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.

HEY!

YOU'RE RUINING IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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