Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th February 1999

Dilbert//3589, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 11th February 1999

Tags

dogberts tech support many questions phone understand technology bounce around

Official transcript

Caption: "Dogbert's tech support"

Dogbert sits at a computer and speaks on the phone. Dogbert says, "First I need to ask you many questions."

Dogbert says, "Then I will transfer you to someone who will ask you the same questions again."

Dogbert says, "We do this to remove any hope you might have had that we understand technology."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT FIRST, I NEED TO ASK YOU MANY QUESTIONS.

THEN I WILL TRANSFER YOU TO SOMEONE WHO WILL ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS AGAIN.

WE DO THIS TO REMOVE ANY HOPE YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD THAT WE UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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