Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th February 1999

Dilbert//3591, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 13th February 1999

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false humility week without using experience joy long week

Official transcript

Dilbert eats chips at home. Dogbert says, "Do you think that I have too much false humility?"

Dilbert says, "Try going a week withou using any false humilty, so I can see the differrnce"

Dogbert wears a crown and stands over Dilber who lies under the covers in bed. Dogbert says, "Wake up, you piece of fetid carp, and experiance the joy of knowing Dogbert!!!"

Dilbert thinks, "This could be a long week."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU THINK I HAVE TOO MUCH FALSE HUMILITY?

TRY GOING A WEEK WITHOUT USING ANY FALSE HUMILITY, SO I CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE.

WAKE UP, YOU PIECE OF FETID CARP, AND EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF KNOWING DOGBERT!!

THIS COULD BE A LONG WEEK

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