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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th February 1999

Dilbert//3594, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 16th February 1999


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cat bert hr dorector nput of employees morons sing loudly thinking pinball wizard


Official transcript

Caption: "Catbert: H.R. Director"

Catbert says, to Asok, "I value the input of all employees..."

Catbert says, "....including the morons. Although in those cases, I cover my ears and sing loudly>"

Asok says, "So I was thinking maybe..."

Catbert begins to sing, "He's a pinball wizard"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: H.R. DIRECTOR I VALUE THE INPUT OF ALL EMPLOYEES...

... INCLUDING THE MORONS. ALTHOUGH IN THOSE CASES, I COVER MY EARS AND SING LOUDLY.

SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE...

HE'S A PINBALL WIZARD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Pinball Wizard"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a cat named Catbert, who is the HR Director at a company.
  • Catbert is addressing an employee meeting, emphasizing the importance of employee input.
  • However, he also reveals that he covers his ears and sings loudly when dealing with "morons" in cases.
  • The employee, who is thinking about being a pinball wizard, is amused by Catbert's statement.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of HR directors being seen as unapproachable or intimidating, while also highlighting the absurdity of a cat being in a position of authority.

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