Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st February 1999

Dilbert//3599, first published 27 years ago on Sunday 21st February 1999

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weekly wally report pointy haired troll dumped record levels of work moral delemma disappoint stock holders last ounce of happiness one choice reading ahead assignments

Official transcript

Wally, the boss, Dilbert and Alice are in a meeting. Wally says, "It's time now for the weekly Wally report."

Wally says, "By Tuesday the pointy-haired troll had dumped record levels of work on poor Wally."

Wally says, "Wally's happiness was in extreme jeapardy."

Wally says, "It was a moral dilemma too."

Wally says, "Would Wally disappoint the stockholders to save his own skin?"

Wally says, "Or would he fight with his last ounce of happiness to complete all the assignments?"

Wally says, "In the end there was only one choice."

Dilbert says, "You wrote the Wally report instead of working?"

Wally says, "Stop reading ahead!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S TIME NOW FOR THE WEEKLY WALLY REPORT.

BY TUESDAY THE POINTY-HAIRED TROLL HAD DUMPED RECORD LEVELS OF WORK ON POOR WALLY.

WALLY'S HAPPINESS WAS IN EXTREME JEOPARDY.

IT WAS A MORAL DILEMMA TOO.

WOULD WALLY DISAPPOINT THE STOCKHOLDERS TO SAVE HIS OWN SKIN?

OR WOULD HE FIGHT WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF HAPPINESS TO COMPLETE ALL THE ASSIGNMENTS?

IN THE END THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHOICE.

YOU WROTE THE WALLY REPORT INSTEAD OF WORKING?

STOP READING AHEAD!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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