Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st March 1999

Dilbert//3607, first published 27 years ago on Monday 1st March 1999

Tags

dense planets more garvity more dense planets no loose ends dogbert

Official transcript

Dilbert and dogbert walk outside. Dilbert says, "...And we know mass creates gravity because dense planets have more gravity."

They stop, Dilbert sits on a rock. Dogbert says, "How do we know which planets are more dense?"

Dilbert says, "They have more gravity."

Dogbert says, "That's circular reasoning."

Dilbert says, "I prefer to think of it as having no loose ends."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

.. AND WE KNOW MASS CREATES GRAVITY BECAUSE DENSE PLANETS HAVE MORE GRAVITY HOW DO WE KNOW WHICH PLANETS ARE MORE DENSE?

THEY HAVE MORE GRAVITY.

THAT'S CIRCULAR REASONING.

I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS HAVING NO LOOSE ENDS.

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