Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd March 1999

Dilbert//3609, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 3rd March 1999

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people fear public speaking fear death kill a guy scheduled to speak sleep threats dogcart threatens dilbert hints at death health

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the breakfast table. Dilbert has his lap top in front of him. Dogbert says, "They say people fear public speaking more than they fear death."

Dogbert says, "So technically, if you kill a guy who's scheduled to speak, you're doing him a favor."

Dogbert says, "When are you going to sleep."

Dilbert says, "Never."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY SAY PEOPLE FEAR PUBLIC SPEAKING MORE THAN THEY FEAR DEATH.

SO TECHNICALLY, IF YOU KILL A GUY WHO'S SCHEDULED TO SPEAK, YOU'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP?

NEVER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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