Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th March 1999

Dilbert//3616, first published 27 years ago on Wednesday 10th March 1999

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management guide work bright enough decions randomness

Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a table with the boss. Dogbert wears a turban. Dogbert says, "You must use the stars as your management guide."

The boss says, "Does that work?"

The boss says, "If you believe it works, then you're not bright enough to make your own decisions anyway."

Dogbert wags his tail. Dogbert says, "So randomness is probably an improvement."

The boss says, "Q.E.D."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU MUST USE THE STARS AS YOUR MANAGEMENT GUIDE.

DOES THAT WORK?

IF YOU BELIEVE IT WORKS, THEN YOU'RE NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS ANYWAY.

SO RANDOMNESS IS PROBABLY AN IMPROVEMENT.

Q.E.D

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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